Find Out What He's Thinking
Extra-Steamy Man Survey
It's been nearly 15 years since our first (and nosiest) major men's survey, so we asked those crazy questions again (along with a few new ones) to see if-and how-guys have changed. The verdict, according to the 1,013 men we polled? They're less likely to fake an orgasm, more supportive of your career and just as terrified of going bald. Laugh a little, then love men more than ever.
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Sex dealbreakers for men
If a woman you were interested in told you she was bisexual, what would be your reaction?
39% It wouldn't make any difference to me
35% I'd be even more interested
26% I'd be less interested
Which of the following would make you stop in the middle of intercourse?
61% If she called out her ex's name
60% If she took a phone call
35% If she seemed really drunk and out of it
25% If she farted
10% Nothing-not even the sound of a fire alarm
Sex can be good even if you don't have an orgasm.
76% True
24% False
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Men tell all: Have you ever…
Measured your penis?
67% Yes
33% No
In 1995, only 55% of men admitted to getting out the measuring stick.
Faked an orgasm during intercourse?
24% Yes
76% No
Had sex with a woman you actively disliked?
27% Yes
73% No
In 1995, 58% of men said they had!
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What if…
You could be certain that your wife or girlfriend would never know that you had sex with any of her friends. Would you?
29% Yes
71% No
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Let's talk about sex partners
Approximately how many sexual partners have you had in the past 12 months?
12% None
74% 1-2
10% 3-5
2% 6-10
2% More than 10
If you had sex with a new partner in the past 12 months, did you use a condom every time?
62% Yes
38% No
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Would you rather: the sex edition
Would you rather marry a woman 20 years older than you or 20 pounds heavier than you?
53% 20 years older
47% 20 pounds heavier
Which would you rather be:
68% 5'2" tall with a seven-inch penis
32% 6'2" tall with a three-inch penis
If your friends threw a bachelor party for you, which would you prefer?
47% A night at a casino or sporting event, followed by bar hopping (no topless bars)
47% A boys bonding weekend in the woods
22% A night in a strip club with lap dances
About how often do you look at porn?
11% Never
26% A handful of times a year
23% Several times a month
28% Several times a week
9% Every day
3% Several times a day
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What men really want
If your girlfriend could be good at only one of the following, at which would you want her to excel?
48% Oral sex
45% Cooking
7% Sports
If it were painless, safe and free, would you encourage your wife or girlfriend to get breast implants?
25% Yes
75% No
Note: In 1995, 55% of men said they'd go for bigger boobs.
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Men's sex fantasies
Would it turn you on to see your girl have sex with another guy?
12% Yes
88% No
How often do you fantasize about other women during sex with your partner?
41% Rarely or never
41% Not very often
15% Frequently
3% Almost every time
Angelina Jolie has a proposition for you: First, she wants to watch you have sex with Brad Pitt, and then she'll have sex with you. Do you go for it?
19% Yes
81% No
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What men think about women's roles
Can a woman be a good mother and keep up a fulltime career?
81% Yes
19% No
Will a woman be elected president in the next 20 years?
78% Possibly. I'd certainly consider voting for a woman
15% Possibly, but she won't get my vote
7% No way. Americans will never elect a female president
In 1995, only 29% said they would elect a Madam President.
Which of the following would make you the most uncomfortable? Dating a woman, who, compared with you, is:
31% More sexually experienced
17% A better athlete
17% Smarter
16% More successful in her career
11% Wealthier
8% Funnier
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Recent Comments
KelliHalliburton 01:45:23 PM Sep 11 2009
Stupid web page design hides the content behind some goofy pop-up Flash viewer. FAIL.
softballpl93 11:32:39 AM Aug 31 2009
he is ******* old asss shit ewwwww why would u put this pic uppp-katie pusy has no face-loren
IHUNTCOLO 03:20:29 PM Jul 18 2009
Is THIS not the stupidest question ever asked???If your girlfriend could be good at only one of the following, at which would you want her to excel?48% **** *** 45% Cooking ------ HOMO7% Sports ------- Liar
webguyster 09:30:03 PM Jun 06 2009
A goodlooking man will have intercourse with other men regardless of his chosen preference. Ugly guys are resigned to book stores. You man likes penis. He like you to cook and support for family occasions.
Obabystar 11:05:13 AM Apr 05 2009
OMG!!!! How did you find all the liars to interview for this article????
JVSIII3 10:05:43 AM Feb 08 2009
The guys they interviewed are a bunch of ******* and wimps. I'd be amazed if they had 1/2 a sack between all of them. Always make sure your woman is satisfied first. Shave the chrome off your junk. It's called consideration. Chicks wax. If you're going to fake it Why bother?Random violence? Please...You don't cheat on your girl.We all look at porn. If you say you don't you lie and if your smart you'd get your girl involved. Go 20 years older. You're a douche if you 20 heavier and ask her to lose it. And older women always say "Thank you."
JVSIII3 09:51:53 AM Feb 08 2009
The guys taking this survey need to each grow a sack. They interviewed a bunch of wimps and *******. If you're a man you always make sure a woman's satisfied. Shave the chrome off of your junk(Only women wax it.). If your going to fake it, why even bother being there to begin with? And Angelina's a cum bucket. And go twenty years older, older women say "Thank you." She'll never drop that 20 and you're a dick if you aske her too. I'd probably still do Brad though. But in a non gay way of course.
BearzFL 11:45:12 PM Feb 07 2009
Boring article, what about all us gay men? I am a man and I like big fat hairy men, they call em bears. Check out Bear411.com and BearForest.com and you will find a lot more guys than you would think that are into big hairy guys. Hey guys don't worry about being bald, bald men are super sexy and have more testosterone meaning their usually hairier everywhere else and better in the sack too. Gimme be a nice plump hairy bald sexy guy over Angelina Jolie anyday!!!! GRRRRRRRRR WOOF!!
theworstway 08:22:11 PM Feb 04 2009
i wouldnt have sex with angelina jolie PERIOD. my girlfriend is not only way more beautiful, but she doesnt even need makeup
